INBRED BACKWATER & MUTATED CANNIBAL KILLER MOVIES ~ my favorite year

God save America

Whether its Leatherface & his human flesh loving family or the Nutcase Hillbillies of the Yorkshire Dales, try and visit the middle of nowhere & your guaranteed to bump into them. If your lucky you will be the sole survivor and make it as far as the first scene of the sequel.

Ive learned a lot from these films

Don't upset the locals

Run as soon as you hear "Your not from round these parts"

If a local warns you about a place DON'T GO NEAR IT"

The ugly triplet

While your running look down so you don't fall over.

If you do fall over don't lie on the floor turn round slowly & watch as the person gets closer, Just get up & run.

Don't trust the police

Don't trust seemingly nice people

Don't trust scantly clad women who want to lure you back to an abandoned house (Err Impossible sorry)

In-fact don't trust anyone (Apart from Tucker & Dale)

Forget it just stay at home in bed

but most accidents happen in your own home & your more likely to be killed by someone you know - Fuck you can't win.

Some people hate this kind of film they will tell you all the films are the same (To be fair quite a few are but only in the same way romantic comedies are all the same)

They are idiots, the genres has its classics & its still going strong even if its usually at the low, low, low budget end.

Basically mate you're fucked

Some of the early films such as Spider Baby & Two Thousand Maniacs both (1964) showed the way, The Wicker Man (1973) showed the Brits could mental it up just as well & the classic Deliverance (1972) which took it from a more brutally realistic non moustachioed point of view.
The Genre was pretty much defined by two movies The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) & The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

Lets not dwell on the good or the bad lets see the UGLY