ALIEN SCI-FI HORROR

Altered (2012)We don't like welders round here bubPlot: Out in the swamps Cody (fully Fucking mental), Duke & Otis, 3 drunken Hillbilly dribblers are hunting something big, they're hyped up but shitting it whatever it is its dangerous by the look of the crappy, mental, homemade harpoon they're using.  Poor fuckers were Anally Probed by the them or something (15 years ago) I'm not sure how old they are now and so how inappropriate the A.P'ng...

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GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE

The Apparition (2012)Bad breath killsPlot: Rule 8 Don't encourage spirits they tend to be arseholes.  1973 As usual some tits are blatantly ignoring this rule by attempting to contact a recently deceased colleague.  We see footage of this in some old super 8 footage.  Even though its the 1970s & not the 1780s they don't have a photo of him just some crappy drawing (weird).  Not taking it very seriously, all smiling and...

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GHOST MYSTERIES

Its a closetThe Pact (2012)Plot: Rule No7 Don't make pacts, fuckers hold you to them. Nicole & Annie are sisters whose mother has recently died, neither of them really give a fuck  (seems she was a bit of a shit).  Nicole is manning up organising the funeral arrangements trying to persuade Annie to turn up, Annie's is a recovering Ex junkie skank,  she seems to give even less of a fuck.  Just when you're thinking this...

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