DARK COMEDY INBRED HILLBILLY HEAVEN

 Inbred (2011)


Plot: It's always been rumored that these were the ways of our cousins across the Pennines however I had just wrote that off as just Cricket banter until this highly accurate documentary was released showing the true horrors of Mortlake a remote Yorkshire village.  

The story revolves around two social workers taking 4 ungrateful toss-rags out to the Dales for a bit of community service and social bonding, cockney ball-bag, bumfluff, Arsonist & cute emo chick.  Jeff (James Doherty) the team leader who's a bit of geek gets a rough ride not only from the scrotes but also fellow social worker Kate (Jo Hartley) who tries the old if I slag him of as well I'll be popular.  

You should try this man, groovy

After doing pretty much fuck all they are taken to the pub for a treat (No doubt at tax payers expense).  The only pub in town (The Dirty Hole) is half 80s Woolpack half Slaughtered Lamb.  With no Coke on tap its homemade lemonade & Pork scratchings the kids obviously hate this & take the piss disrespecting the locals.  Fat Landlord Jim (Seamus O'Neill) doesn't seem to take it to heart but it think they may regret that before they get very much older.  

The next day after smashing some old trains for scrap and finding some dubious porn a confrontation with some locals fuckwits escalates well beyond their wildest nightmares into pain, torture, Vegerape and some creative deaths involving horses & ferrets.  You may even find out where the hairy Pork Scratchings came from.  

 

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Is it good:  Yes. The acting is spot on,  with a few regulars of UK TV & indie films Jo Hartley stars in a great new Yorkshire ghost movie  When the Lights Went Out (2012) and Dead Man's Shoes (2004).  The deaths were inventive which is defiantly required in movies like these as they can tend to be repetative (Vegerape was new to me).  On the whole the effects were a decent mix of gore & CGI gunshot/axe wounds (which were well synched with the live action).  A sharp Horror & black comedy mix following the classic Inbred, hillbilly themes (Including the classic Eby Eby gum song) and taking them to ridiculous comedy degrees, also loved the ending.  

and we will force you to listen to Def Leppard

Turdige: Do not be put off by the opening bad CGI & turn this off straight away, as it is not really part of the story (It will make sense after 5 mins) a friend of mine did, very impatient,  or dick head you decide.  It did descend into the League of Gentlemen for a while in the arena with Jim even blacking up "Papa Lazarou" style (but nowhere near the genuinely frightening as "Dave", "Dave", "Your my wife now Dave").  The story is also a bit aimless there was no real back-story to the village, Inbreds or the cottage they were staying at & as to why Jim kept dropping the glasses when Ravens-wood was mentioned. 
 
Overall:   There are no heroes in this film you cant really be fucked about a bunch of chavs, social workers or psycho hillbillies so just enjoy an inbred Yorkshire fantasy.  It had to lose some points for the League of gentlemenness it stole I swear to shit it would have got 9/10 (If you've never seen LoG why would you care).  Emerdales fucked, the Yorkshire Dales have eyes. 





Director: Alex Chandon Cast: Dominic Brunt, James Burrows, James Doherty, Jo Hartley, Neil Leiper, Seamus O'Neill






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